Joe Bob Dinglewood (Family Tree)

	FATHER: Reggie Ray Dinglewood
	MOTHER: Cathy (Hoggnut) Dinglewood

		BROTHER: Billy Bob Dinglewood
		BROTHER: Billy Ray Dinglewood
		BROTHER: Bubba Lee Dinglewood
		BROTHER: Wu J. Dinglewood
		SISTER: Brenda (Dinglewood) Finger (married to Benton Finger)

Father's Side:

	GRANDFATHER: carl Pong, Sr. 
	GRANDMOTHER: Betty (Humpter) Pong

		UNCLE: Bobby Bill Pong
		UNCLE: Billy Bob Pong
		UNCLE: Carl Pong, Jr.


Mother's Side:

	GRANDFATHER: Jack Schitt, Jr.
	GRANDMOTHER: Helen (Bedd) Schitt

		AUNT: Ida May Hoggnut
		AUNT: Ima Finger


Family Information from the Dinglewood Archives
THE SCHITT HOUSE (1959) - Jack Schitt, Sr. is the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who's married to Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced seven children. Their first son, Big Schitt was followed by twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, then by three daughters: Ima Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt, and finally another son, Bull Schitt. Due to a fertile family inclination we can agree that our town is quite full of Schitt.
THE FINGER FAMILY SHACK (1963) - All we really know about the Finger Family is that they attempted to make their family fortune by raising trained alligators for the blind. The Seeing-Eye Gator never really caught on and almost pushed the family into bankruptcy in 1968.
PONG DINGLEWOOD FAMILY (1951) - These brave roughneck wildcatters are all that stood between the devil and the deep brown Neches River. Water rising, lightening flashing, these working class heros brought in one of the first non-working oil wells in Southeast Texas, padding the way for decades of foreign imports. Cheap Gas? You bet! And we're not talking Cookie's Bean and Biscut Platter served later that night.
FRED, TEXAS: PONG ESTATE (1943) - Little is known about Elija K. Pong, the elder of the Pong Clan born and raised in Fred, Texas. One story that has been told is that, on a bet, Elija once ate five of Miss Rena Ticklenut's Pecan Pies at a single sitting. Later, after three hours and twelve minutes in the Outhouse Library, he was taken to closest barber for a quick rehydration.



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