I just read that Live nation a concert promoter, and Ticket master are merging. What does this mean?
It means that you gonna' pay $150 for lawn seats
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Yo Bro! Let me send you my bank account number and where you can find all of my savings! We's can be best friends!
I got too many zits! What's a good zit killer?
Put down the fried pork chops, home skilit. Cut the grease, increase the peace, yo?
Dear Mr. Shiz
Thank you for your advice on what to do about all the political blogs in Southeast Texas. You really helped me out a lot.
It is what i do, dog. it comes down to thinking for yourself 'cause you the only you, you can be. Opinions are like ass, everybody gots one and some dumb ass muther have two or three - yeah, that too. yea, see? think for yourself.
Why are so many people freaked out because President Obama is black?
Some people just can't get it out of their head that he is a man... just a man... ain't no antichrist or g-money homeboy. He'll do good. I gots my faith. Some people just ig-nant...
I may be about to lose my job because of the new ecomomy. Is it considered the same thing to be "downsized", "laidoff", or "fired". And, will my old lady throw me out of the house?
Yo, Dog, I feel for ya'. All our monies be as tight as a swiss watchmakers coil spring. Really, dog, it's all about the same unless you make your living off the masses who have to pay or less. Government and utilities always get they payday and we all gotta eat sometime before we get our stimulus package. Life like money is all about balance. If you can't afford it, don't get it. But the hard part is finding a job that will pay you what you are worth - good workers deserve good money an' lots of folks work a hard 40+ hour week with a 30+ paycheck. As long as yoour company don' screw you over, dog, it's all good. As for your old lady, good luck!
Cable costs too damn much. Now, they want to charge me .99 cents for a paper bill. You belive that ??? TO mail my bill, not including my bill, it's 42 cents for a stamp, 25 cents for an envelope, and 19 cents for a check. You know it's now more than If i go down to the Kroger to pay my cable bill. They charge $1.25 at the desk and get all snooty if you ask any questions. I mean, Damn! This is real, dog! What can I do?
They's got the greedy cause they didn't get they bailout.They also stickin it, cause they know that DTV is a big ol' pile, ya' know? What can ya' do? Stay tuned, an pay in pennies, dog!
WHY ARE ALL MEN DOGS!
Bytchy McBytch, if you over 30 and still ain't found it...
baby, it's you...
Is it true that the wimmins of Beaumont are crazy?
- Joe Bob
Yo Joe Bob.
nope. jus' they boyfriends who foot the bill...
We have a situation at work that i just do not understand. As we worked during the hurricane (Rita) we where told that we could get back all of our overtime hours back with a few extra vacation days close to the end of the year. Well, here it is in December and we are now told that no one can take hollidays off, and if we go home early on Chistmas Eve, we will have our pay docked. What should we do about this? Management will just not listen to any of us on this issue.
Chill wit it... Dis is all like bytchcakes wit that ! First, the managment is tellin' you to keep you on the da' line and not go all evac and . It's wrong, but it happens. Next, they all like "cus' we's say so" and put you on the lockdown. That's pretty 'd up, dog. I say take a Jefferson County vacation and slow down the work to a crawl. Make it at least 10 coffee breaks a day and axe them how they like their Christmas bonus. Ayiite?
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