Thank goodness for all these wonderful taxpayer funded month long holidays...
Let's celebrate: (Yes, these are real...)
JANUARY...
Bath Safety Month
International Change Your Stars Month
National Mail Order Gardening Month
Birth Defects Safety Month
International Clean Up Your Computer Month
National Meat Month
Book Blitz Month
International Creativity Month
National Mentoring Month
Bread Machine Baking Month
International Life Balance Month
National Personal Self-Defense Awareness Month
Business & Reference Books Month
International New Year's Resolutions Month for Businesses
National Poverty in America Awareness Month
California Dried Plum Digestive Month
International Quality of Life Month
National Radio Month
Careers in Cosmetology Month
International Way-Finding Month
National Radon Action Month
Celebration of Life Month
International Wealth Mentality Month
National School Board Month
Cervical Cancer Screening Month
National Be On-Purpose Month
National Skating Month
Clown Month
National Blood Donor Month
National Soup Month
Coffee Gourmet International Month
National Egg Month
National Stamp Collectors Month
Crime Stoppers Month
National Fiber Focus Month
National Wheat Bread Month
Diet Month
National Get Organized Month
Oatmeal Month
Eye Health Care Month
National Glaucoma Awareness Month
Poison Prevention Awareness Month
Family Fit Lifestyle Month
National Hobby Month
Prune Breakfast Month
Fat-Free Living Month
National Hot Tea Month
Resolve to Eat Breakfast Month
Financial Wellness Month
National Letter Writing Month
Retail Bakers Month
Human Resource Month
National Lose Weight & Feel Great Month
Thyroid Disease Awareness Month
FEBRUARY...
Adopt a Rescued Rabbit Month
Marfan Syndrome Awareness Month
National Pet Dental Health Month
AMD/Low Vision Awareness Month
Marijuana Awareness Month
National Senior Independence Month
American Heart Month
National Bird Feeding Month
National Snack Food Month
American History Month
National Blah Buster Month
National Time Management Month
Bake for Family Fun Month
National Caffeine Addiction Awareness Month
National Weddings Month
Black History Month
National Cancer Prevention Month
National Wise Health Care Consumer Month
Candy Month
National Care about Your Indoor Air Month
Plant the Seeds of Greatness Month
Canned Foods Month
National Cherry Month
Potato Lovers Month
Cat Health Month
National Cherry Pie Month
Relationship Wellness Month
Chocolate Month
National Children’s Dental Health Month
Responsible Pet Owner Month
Creative Romance Month
National Condom Month
Return Shopping Carts to Supermarket Month
Fabulous Florida Strawberry Month
National Dental Month
Sinus Pain Awareness Month
Friendship Month
National Get to Know an Independent Real Estate Broker Month
Sleep Safety Month
From Africa to Virginia Month
National Grapefruit Month
Spiritual Teachers Month
Great American Pie Month
National Hypertension Awareness Month
Spunky Old Broads Month
International Boost Your Self-Esteem Month
National Laugh-Friendly Month
Sweet Potato Month
International Friendship Month
National Macadamia Nut Month
Umbrella Month
International Embroidery Month
National Mend a Broken Heart Month
Wise Health Care Consumer Month
Kid's Ear, Nose, Throat Month
National Parent Leadership Month
Worldwide Renaissance of the Heart Month
Library Lovers’ Month
MARCH...
Adopt a Rescued Guinea Pig Month
Irish-American Heritage Month
National Nutrition Month
American Red Cross Month
Mental Retardation & Developmental Disability Awareness Month
National On-Hold Month
Cataract Awareness Month
Middle School Month
National Optimism Month
Deaf History Month
Music in Our Schools Month
National Peanut Month
Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) Month
National Alternative Fuel Autos Month
National Sauce Month
Employee Spirit Month
National Athletic Trainer Month
National Social Work Month
Expand Girls' Horizons in Science & Engineering Month
National Brain Injury Awareness Month
National Umbrella Month
Feminine Empowerment Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Women's History Month
Foot Health Month
National Celery Month
Noodle Month
Furniture Refinishing Month
National Cheerleading Safety Month
Play the Recorder Month
Gardening, Nature & Ecology Books Month
National Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Month
Poetry Month
Hemophilia Month
National Clean Up Your IRS Act Month
Poison Prevention Awareness Month
Holy Humor Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month
Save Your Vision Month
Honor Society Awareness Month
National Craft Month
Small Press Month
Humorists Are Artists Month
National Endometriosis Awareness Month
Spiritual Wellness Month
International Expect Success Month
National Ethics Awareness Month
Steroid Abuse Prevention Month
International Hamburger & Pickle Month
National Eye Donor Month
Supply Management Month
International Ideas Month
National Flour Month
Talk to Your Teen about Sex Month
International Listening Awareness Month
National Frozen Food Month
Workplace Eye Health & Safety Month
International Mirth Month
National Kidney Month
World TB Day
International Women's Day
National Multiple Sclerosis Education & Awareness Month
Youth Art Month
APRIL...
African American Women's Fitness Month
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Month
National Parkinson’s Awareness Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Jazz Appreciation Month
National Pecan Month
Amateur Radio Month
Keep America Beautiful
National Pet First Aid Awareness Month
Cancer Control Month
March for Babies
National Poetry Month
Celebrate Diversity Month
Month of the Military Child
National Prepare Your Home to be Sold Month
Counseling Awareness Month
Month of the Young Child
National Sexual Assault Prevention Month
Couple Appreciation Month
National Anxiety Month
National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Awareness Month
Emotional Overeating Awareness Month
National Autism Awareness Month
National Soft Pretzel Month
Financial Literacy Month
National Car Care Month
National Welding Month
Foot Health Awareness Month
National Card and Letter Writing Month
National Youth Sports Safety Month
Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month
National Child Abuse Prevention Month
Pharmacists War on Diabetes
Global Child Nutrition Month
National Decorating Month
Physical Wellness Month
Grange Month
National DNA, Genomics & Stem Cell Education Month
Prevent Lyme Disease in Dogs Month
Holy Humor Month
National Donate Life Month
Prevention of Animal Cruelty Month
Home Improvement Time (April - Sep 30)
National Fresh Celery Month
Records & Informational Management Month
Home Inspection Month
National Frog Month
Rosacea Awareness Month
Informed Woman Month
National Garden Month
School Library Media Month
Injury Prevention Month
National Humor Month
Southern Belles Month
International Cesarean Awareness Month
National Kite Flying Month
Soyfoods Month
International Customer Loyalty Month
National Knuckles Down Month
Sports Eye Safety Month
International Daffynitions Month
National Landscape Architecture Month
Straw Hat Month
International Guitar Month
National Mathematics Education Month
Stress Awareness Month
International School Spirit Season (Apr 30-Dec 26)
National Minority Health Awareness Month
Women's Eye Health & Safety Month
International Twit Award Month
National Occupational Therapy Month
Workplace Conflict Awareness Month
National Oral Health Month
World Habitat Awareness Month
MAY...
ALS Awareness Month
Lou Gehrig's Disease Awareness Month
National Photo Month
American Wetlands Month
Latino Books Month
National Physical Fitness & Sports Month
Asian Pacific American Heritage Month
Lupus Awareness Month
National Recommitment Month
Awareness of Medical Orphans Month
Melanoma/Skin Cancer Detection & Prevention Month
National Revise Your Work Schedule Month
Better Hearing & Speech Month
Multiple Chemical Sensitivity Month
National Salad Month
Better Sleep Month
Motorcycle Safety Month
National Salsa Month
Bicycle Safety Month
National Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month
National Smile Month (May 18 - June 17)
Borderline Personality Disorder Month
National Arthritis Month
National Strawberry Month
Brain Tumor Awareness Month
National Barbeque Month
National Stroke Awareness Month
Clean Air Month
National Bike Month
National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month
Creative Beginnings Month
National Blood Pressure Month
National Trauma Awareness Month
Date Your Mate Month
National Cancer Research Month
National Vinegar Month
Family Wellness Month
National Celiac Disease Awareness Month
Navajo Code Talkers Month
Fibromyalgia Education & Awareness Month
National Chocolate Custard Month
Personal History Month
Freedom Shrine Month
National Correct Posture Month
Prepare to Buy a Home Month
Fungal Infection Awareness Month
National Egg Month
Prepare Tomorrow's Parent Month (May 10 - June 21)
Get Caught Reading Month
National Family Month (Mother's Day to Father's Day)
React Month
Gifts from the Garden Month
National Foster Care Month
Strike out Strokes Month
Go Fetch! Food Drive for Homeless Animals Month
National Good Car Care Month
Sturge-Weber Awareness Month
Haitian Heritage Month
National Hamburger Month
Sweet Vidalia Onions Month
Heal the Children Month
National Hepatitis Awareness Month
Tay-Sachs & Canavan Diseases Month
Healthy Vision Month
National Historic Preservation Month
Teacher Appreciation Month
High Blood Pressure Education Month
National Meditation Month
Teen Self-Esteem Month
Huntington's Disease Awareness Month
National Mental Health Month
Tennis Month
International Internal Audit Month
National Military Appreciation Month
Tuberous Sclerosis Awareness Month
International Business Image Improvement Month
National Moving Month
UltraViolet Awareness Month
International Multiple Sclerosis Month
National Neurofibromatosis Awareness Month
Women's Health Care Month
International Victorious Woman Month
National Older Americans Month
World Lyme Disease Awareness Month
Jewish-American Heritage Month
National Osteoporosis Prevention Month
Young Achiever's Month
JUNE...
Adopt A Shelter Cat Month
Lane Courtesy Month
National Scoliosis Awareness Month
Aquarium Month
National Accordion Awareness Month
National Soul Food Month
Audiobook Month
National Aphasia Awareness Month
National Steakhouse Month
Cancer from the Sun Month
National Bathroom Reading Month
National Student Safety Month
Celibacy Awareness Month
National Candy Month
Perennial Gardening Month
Child Vision Awareness Month
National Dairy Month
Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism Month
Children's Awareness Month
National Flag Month
Potty Training Awareness Month
Dairy Alternative Month
National Fresh Fruit & Vegetable Month
Professional Wellness Month
Effective Communications Month
National GLBT Book Month
Rebuild Your Life Month
Entrepreneurs "Do It Yourself"
Marketing Month
National GLBT Month
Send a Rose Month
Fight the Filthy Fly Month
National Iced Tea Month
Skyscraper Month
Fireworks Safety Month
National Lady Lawyers Month
Sports America Kids Month
Gay & Lesbian Pride Month
National Papaya Month
Student Safety Month
Great Outdoors Month
National Pest Control Month
Turkey Lovers Month
Home Safety Month
National Rivers Month
Vision Research Month
International Childhood Cancer Campaign Month
National Rose Month
World Infertility Month
International Men's Month
National Safety Month
Zoo & Aquarium Month
International People Skills Month
National Scleroderma Awareness Month
JULY...
Air Conditioning Appreciation Days
Mental Illness Awareness Month
National Picnic Month
Anti-Boredom Month
National "Doghouse Repairs" Month
National Recreation & Parks Month
Bereaved Parents Month
National Baked Beans Month
National Share a Sunset with Your Lover Month
Bioterrorism/Disaster Education & Awareness Month
National Bikini Month National Tennis Month
Cell Phone Courtesy Month
National Black Family Month
National Wheelchair Beautification Month
Dog Days (7/3 - 8/11)
National Blueberry Month
Purposeful Parenting Month
Family Reunion Month
National Child-Centered Divorce Month
Read an Almanac Month
Hemochromatosis Screening Awareness Month
National Culinary Arts Month
Sandwich Generation Month
Herbal Prescription Awareness Month
National Grilling Month
Smart Irrigation Month
Hitchhiking Month
National Home Inspector Appreciation Month
Social Wellness Month
Ice Cream Month
National Horseradish Month
Tour de France Month (4th - 26th)
International Blondie & Deborah Harry Month
National Hot Dog Month
Unlucky Month for Weddings
International Group B Strep Awareness Month
National July Belongs to Blueberries Month
UV Safety Month
Juvenile Arthritis Awareness Month
National Make a Difference to Children Month
Women's Motorcycle Month
AUGUST...
American Artist Appreciation Month
Get Ready for Kindergarten Month
National Water Quality Month
American History Essay Contest Month
Happiness Happens Month
National Win with Civility Month
Black Business Month
National Catfish Month
Neurosurgery Outreach Month
Cataract Awareness Month
National Eye Exam Month
Romance Awareness Month
Children's Eye Health & Safety Month
National Golf Month
Spinal Muscular Atrophy Awareness Month
Children's Vision & Learning Month
National Immunization Awareness Month
What Will Be Your Legacy Month
Foot Health Month
SEPTEMBER...
America on the Move September Campaign
Marriage Health Month
National Rice Month
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Month
Menopause Awareness Month
National School Success Month
Baby Safety Month
Metaphysical Awareness Month
National Sewing Month
Backpack Safety America Month
Million Minute Family Challenge (Sept. - Dec.)
National Sickle Cell Awareness Month
Be Kind to Editors & Writers Month
Mold Awareness Month
National Skin Care Awareness Month
Cable TV Month National Alcohol & Drug Addiction Recovery Month
One-on-One Month
Children's Good Manners Month
National Apple Month
Pediatric Cancer Awareness Month
Cholesterol Education Month
National Bed Check Month
Pediculosis (Head Lice) Prevention Month
Classical Music Month
National Chicken Month
Pleasure Your Mate Month
College Savings Month
National Childhood Injury Prevention Month
Prostate Cancer Awareness Month
Craniofacial Acceptance Month
National Coupon Month
Reunion Planning Month
Ethnic Foods Month
National Courtesy Month
Reye's Syndrome Awareness Month
Fall Hat Month National Hispanic Heritage Month
Sea Cadet Month
Fruits & Veggies - More Matters Month
National Honey Month
Self-Improvement Month
Go Wild During California Wild Rice Month
National Little League Month
Shameless Promotion Month
Great American Low-Cholesterol, Low-Fat Pizza Bake
National Mind Mapping Month
Southern Gospel Music Month
Gynecology Cancer Awareness Month
National Mushroom Month
Sports & Home Eye Health & Safety Month
Healthy Aging Month
National Organic Harvest Month
Subliminal Communications Month
Infant Mortality Awareness Month
National Osteopathic Medicine Month
Tiger Month
International People Skills Month
National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month
Update Your Resume Month
International Self-Awareness Month
National Papaya Month
Whole Grains Month
International Square Dance Month
National Piano Month
Women of Achievement Month
International Strategic Thinking Month
National Potato Month
World Animal Remembrance Month
Library Card Sign-Up Month
National Preparedness Month
World Leukemia & Lymphoma Awareness Month
OCTOBER...
Adopt-a-Shelter-Dog Month
Lupus Awareness Month
National Popcorn Poppin' Month
American Magazine Month
National Animal Safety & Protection Month
National Pork Month
Animal Chiropractic Awareness Month
National Apple Month
National Pregnancy & Infant Loss Awareness Month
Antidepressant Death Awareness Month
National Apple Jack Month
National Reading Group Month
Auto Battery Safety Month
National Bake & Decorate Month
National Roller Skating Month
Celebrate Sun Dried Tomatoes Month
National Book Month
National RSV Awareness Month
Celebrate the Bilingual Child Month
National Breast Cancer Awareness Month
National Sarcoidosis Awareness Day
Celiac Disease Awareness Month
National Car Care Month
National Sarcastics Awareness Month
Children's Health Month
National Caramel Month
National Sausage Month
Children's Magazine Month
National Chili Month
National Seafood Month
Christmas Seal Campaign (Oct. 1 - Dec. 31)
National Chiropractic Month
National Spina Bifida Awareness Month
Church Safety & Security Month
National Church Library Month
National Stamp Collecting Month
Class Reunion Month
National Clergy Appreciation Month
National Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Awareness Month
Computer Learning Month
National Clock Month
National Window Covering Safety Month
Co-Op Awareness Month
National Cookbook Month
National Work & Family Month
Country Music Month
National Cookie Month
October Frozen Foods Festival
Crime Prevention Month
National Cosmetology Month
Organize Your Medical Information Month
Eat Better, Eat Together Month
National Cyber Security Awareness Month
Pasta Month
Emotional Intelligence Month
National Dental Hygiene Month
Photographer Appreciation Month
Emotional Wellness Month
National Depression & Education Awareness Month
Polish-American Heritage Month
Energy Awareness Month
National Dessert Month
Positive Attitude Month
Energy Management is a Family Affair
National Disability Employment Awareness Month
Pretzel Month
Environmental Illness Awareness Month
National Domestic Violence Awareness Month
Psoriasis Awareness Month
Eye Injury Prevention Month
National Down Syndrome Awareness Month
Raptor Month
German-American Heritage Month
National Dyslexia Awareness Month
Rett Syndrome Awareness Month
Global Diversity Awareness Month
National Ergonomics Month
Right Brainers Rule! Month
Go Hog Wild - Eat Country Ham Month
National Family Sexuality Education Month/Let's Talk!
Self-Promotion Month
Halloween Safety Month
National "Gain the Inside Advantage" Month
Sonography Awareness Month
Head Start Awareness Month
National Gay & Lesbian History Month
Spinach Lovers Month
Health Literacy Month
National Go on a Field Trip Month
Squirrel Awareness Month
Healthy Lung Month
National Home Indoor Air Quality Awareness Month
Talk About Prescriptions Month
Hispanic Heritage Month (Sept. 15 - Oct. 15)
National Kitchen & Bath Month
UNICEF Month
Improve Your Home Month
National Liver Awareness Month
Vegetarian Month
International Dinosaur Month
National Medical Librarian Month
Wishbones for Pets Month (Oct. 15 - Nov. 30)
International Starman Month
National Orthodontic Health Month
Women's Small Business Month
International Strategic Planning Month
National Pasta Month
Workplace Politics Awareness Month
Lead Paint Awareness Month
National Physical Therapy Month
World Blindness Awareness Month
Long Term Care Planning Month
National Pizza Month
NOVEMBER...
American Diabetes Month
Military Family Appreciation Month
National Marrow Awareness Month
Aviation History Month
National Adoption Month
National Novel Writing Month
Celebrate Empty Nester Month
National Alzheimer's Disease Awareness Month
National Peanut Butter Lovers Month
Child Safety & Protection Month
National American Indian Heritage Month
National Pepper Month
Christmas Seals Month
National Apple Month
National Pet Cancer Awareness Month
Diabetic Eye Disease Month
National COPD Awareness Month
National Pomegranate Month
Epilepsy Awareness Month
National Family Caregivers Month
National Raisin Bread Month
Family Stories Month
National Fun with Fondue Month
National Roasting Month
Flu & Pneumonia Campaign
National Georgia Pecan Month
National Scholarship Month
Gluten-Free Diet Awareness Month
National Healthy Skin Month
Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month
I Am So Thankful Month
National Hospice Palliative Care Month
Prematurity Awareness Month
International Drum (Percussion) Month
National Impotency Month
Pulmonary Hypertension Awareness Month
Lung Cancer Awareness Month
National Inspirational Role Models Month
TMJ Awareness Month
Tie One On for Safety Holiday Campaign
National Life Writing Month
Vegan Month
DECEMBER...
Bingo's Birthday Month (1929)
National Drunk & Drugged Driving Prevention Month
Safe Toys & Gifts Month
Choose a Summer Camp Month
National Stress Free Family Holiday Month
Spiritual Literacy Month
Colorectal Cancer Education & Awareness Month
National Tie Month
Take a New Year's Resolution to Stop Smoking (12/1 - 2/11)
Hi Neighbor Month
National Write a Business Plan Month
Universal Human Rights Month
Identity Theft Prevention & Awareness Month
Operation Santa Paws
Write a Friend Month
Learn a Foreign Language Month
Read a New Book Month
