Thank goodness for all these wonderful taxpayer funded month long holidays...
Let's celebrate: (Yes, these are real...)

Bath Safety Month 	 
International Change Your Stars Month 	 
National Mail Order Gardening Month
Birth Defects Safety Month 	 
International Clean Up Your Computer Month 	 
National Meat Month
Book Blitz Month 	 
International Creativity Month 	 
National Mentoring Month
Bread Machine Baking Month 	 
International Life Balance Month 	 
National Personal Self-Defense Awareness Month
Business & Reference Books Month 	 
International New Year's Resolutions Month for Businesses 	 
National Poverty in America Awareness Month
California Dried Plum Digestive Month 	 
International Quality of Life Month 	 
National Radio Month
Careers in Cosmetology Month 	 
International Way-Finding Month 	 
National Radon Action Month
Celebration of Life Month 	 
International Wealth Mentality Month 	 
National School Board Month
Cervical Cancer Screening Month 	 
National Be On-Purpose Month 	 
National Skating Month
Clown Month 	 
National Blood Donor Month 	 
National Soup Month
Coffee Gourmet International Month 	 
National Egg Month 	 
National Stamp Collectors Month
Crime Stoppers Month 	 
National Fiber Focus Month 	 
National Wheat Bread Month
Diet Month 	 
National Get Organized Month 	 
Oatmeal Month
Eye Health Care Month 	 
National Glaucoma Awareness Month 	 
Poison Prevention Awareness Month
Family Fit Lifestyle Month 	 
National Hobby Month 	 
Prune Breakfast Month
Fat-Free Living Month 	 
National Hot Tea Month 	 
Resolve to Eat Breakfast Month
Financial Wellness Month 	 
National Letter Writing Month 	 
Retail Bakers Month
Human Resource Month 	 
National Lose Weight & Feel Great Month 	 
Thyroid Disease Awareness Month


Adopt a Rescued Rabbit Month 	 
Marfan Syndrome Awareness Month 	 
National Pet Dental Health Month
AMD/Low Vision Awareness Month 	 
Marijuana Awareness Month 	 
National Senior Independence Month
American Heart Month 	 
National Bird Feeding Month 	 
National Snack Food Month
American History Month 	 
National Blah Buster Month 	 
National Time Management Month
Bake for Family Fun Month 	 
National Caffeine Addiction Awareness Month 	 
National Weddings Month
Black History Month 	 
National Cancer Prevention Month 	 
National Wise Health Care Consumer Month
Candy Month 	 
National Care about Your Indoor Air Month 	 
Plant the Seeds of Greatness Month
Canned Foods Month 	 
National Cherry Month 	 
Potato Lovers Month
Cat Health Month 	 
National Cherry Pie Month 	 
Relationship Wellness Month
Chocolate Month 	 
National Children’s Dental Health Month 	 
Responsible Pet Owner Month
Creative Romance Month 	 
National Condom Month 	 
Return Shopping Carts to Supermarket Month
Fabulous Florida Strawberry Month 	 
National Dental Month 	 
Sinus Pain Awareness Month
Friendship Month 	 
National Get to Know an Independent Real Estate Broker Month 	 
Sleep Safety Month
From Africa to Virginia Month 	 
National Grapefruit Month 	 
Spiritual Teachers Month
Great American Pie Month 	 
National Hypertension Awareness Month 	 
Spunky Old Broads Month
International Boost Your Self-Esteem Month 	 
National Laugh-Friendly Month 	 
Sweet Potato Month
International Friendship Month 	 
National Macadamia Nut Month 	 
Umbrella Month
International Embroidery Month 	 
National Mend a Broken Heart Month 	 
Wise Health Care Consumer Month
Kid's Ear, Nose, Throat Month 	 
National Parent Leadership Month 	 
Worldwide Renaissance of the Heart Month
Library Lovers’ Month 	 


Adopt a Rescued Guinea Pig Month                                      	 
Irish-American Heritage Month                                                     	 
National Nutrition Month
American Red Cross Month        	 
Mental Retardation & Developmental Disability Awareness Month 	 
National On-Hold Month
Cataract Awareness Month 	 
Middle School Month 	 
National Optimism Month
Deaf History Month 	 
Music in Our Schools Month 	 
National Peanut Month
Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) Month 	 
National Alternative Fuel Autos Month 	 
National Sauce Month
Employee Spirit Month 	 
National Athletic Trainer Month 	 
National Social Work Month
Expand Girls' Horizons in Science & Engineering Month 	 
National Brain Injury Awareness Month 	 
National Umbrella Month
Feminine Empowerment Month 	 
National Caffeine Awareness Month 	 
National Women's History Month
Foot Health Month 	 
National Celery Month 	 
Noodle Month
Furniture Refinishing Month 	 
National Cheerleading Safety Month 	 
Play the Recorder Month
Gardening, Nature & Ecology Books Month 	 
National Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Month 	 
Poetry Month
Hemophilia Month 	 
National Clean Up Your IRS Act Month 	 
Poison Prevention Awareness Month
Holy Humor Month 	 
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month 	 
Save Your Vision Month
Honor Society Awareness Month 	 
National Craft Month 	 
Small Press Month
Humorists Are Artists Month 	 
National Endometriosis Awareness Month 	 
Spiritual Wellness Month
International Expect Success Month 	 
National Ethics Awareness Month 	 
Steroid Abuse Prevention Month
International Hamburger & Pickle Month 	 
National Eye Donor Month 	 
Supply Management Month
International Ideas Month 	 
National Flour Month 	 
Talk to Your Teen about Sex Month
International Listening Awareness Month 	 
National Frozen Food Month 	 
Workplace Eye Health & Safety Month
International Mirth Month 	
National Kidney Month 	 
World TB Day
International Women's Day 	 
National Multiple Sclerosis Education & Awareness Month 	 
Youth Art Month


African American Women's Fitness Month 	 
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Month 	 
National Parkinson’s Awareness Month
Alcohol Awareness Month 	 
Jazz Appreciation Month 	 
National Pecan Month
Amateur Radio Month 	 
Keep America Beautiful 	 
National Pet First Aid Awareness Month
Cancer Control Month 	 
March for Babies 	 
National Poetry Month
Celebrate Diversity Month 	 
Month of the Military Child 	 
National Prepare Your Home to be Sold Month
Counseling Awareness Month 	 
Month of the Young Child 	 
National Sexual Assault Prevention Month
Couple Appreciation Month 	 
National Anxiety Month 	 
National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Awareness Month 
Emotional Overeating Awareness Month 	 
National Autism Awareness Month 	 
National Soft Pretzel Month
Financial Literacy Month 	 
National Car Care Month 	 
National Welding Month
Foot Health Awareness Month 	 
National Card and Letter Writing Month 	 
National Youth Sports Safety Month
Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month 	 
National Child Abuse Prevention Month 	 
Pharmacists War on Diabetes
Global Child Nutrition Month 	 
National Decorating Month 	 
Physical Wellness Month
Grange Month 	 
National DNA, Genomics & Stem Cell Education Month 	 
Prevent Lyme Disease in Dogs Month
Holy Humor Month 	 
National Donate Life Month 	 
Prevention of Animal Cruelty Month
Home Improvement Time (April - Sep 30) 	 
National Fresh Celery Month 	 
Records & Informational Management Month
Home Inspection Month 	 
National Frog Month 	 
Rosacea Awareness Month
Informed Woman Month 	 
National Garden Month 	 
School Library Media Month
Injury Prevention Month 	 
National Humor Month 	 
Southern Belles Month
International Cesarean Awareness Month 	 
National Kite Flying Month 	 
Soyfoods Month
International Customer Loyalty Month 	 
National Knuckles Down Month 	 
Sports Eye Safety Month
International Daffynitions Month 	 
National Landscape Architecture Month 	 
Straw Hat Month
International Guitar Month 	 
National Mathematics Education Month 	 
Stress Awareness Month
International School Spirit Season (Apr 30-Dec 26) 	 
National Minority Health Awareness Month 	 
Women's Eye Health & Safety Month
International Twit Award Month 	 
National Occupational Therapy Month 	 
Workplace Conflict Awareness Month
National Oral Health Month 	 
World Habitat Awareness Month


ALS Awareness Month 	 
Lou Gehrig's Disease Awareness Month 	 
National Photo Month
American Wetlands Month 	 
Latino Books Month 	 
National Physical Fitness & Sports Month
Asian Pacific American Heritage Month 	 
Lupus Awareness Month 	 
National Recommitment Month
Awareness of Medical Orphans Month 	 
Melanoma/Skin Cancer Detection & Prevention Month 	 
National Revise Your Work Schedule Month
Better Hearing & Speech Month 	 
Multiple Chemical Sensitivity Month 	 
National Salad Month
Better Sleep Month 	 
Motorcycle Safety Month 	 
National Salsa Month
Bicycle Safety Month 	 
National Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month 	 
National Smile Month (May 18 - June 17)
Borderline Personality Disorder Month 	 
National Arthritis Month 	 
National Strawberry Month
Brain Tumor Awareness Month 	 
National Barbeque Month 	 
National Stroke Awareness Month
Clean Air Month 	 
National Bike Month 	 
National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month
Creative Beginnings Month 	 
National Blood Pressure Month 	 
National Trauma Awareness Month
Date Your Mate Month 	 
National Cancer Research Month 	 
National Vinegar Month
Family Wellness Month 	 
National Celiac Disease Awareness Month 	 
Navajo Code Talkers Month
Fibromyalgia Education & Awareness Month 	 
National Chocolate Custard Month 	 
Personal History Month
Freedom Shrine Month 	 
National Correct Posture Month 	 
Prepare to Buy a Home Month
Fungal Infection Awareness Month 	 
National Egg Month 	 
Prepare Tomorrow's Parent Month (May 10 - June 21)
Get Caught Reading Month 	 
National Family Month (Mother's Day to Father's Day) 	 
React Month
Gifts from the Garden Month 	 
National Foster Care Month 	 
Strike out Strokes Month
Go Fetch!  Food Drive for Homeless Animals Month 	 
National Good Car Care Month 	 
Sturge-Weber Awareness Month
Haitian Heritage Month 	 
National Hamburger Month 	 
Sweet Vidalia Onions Month
Heal the Children Month 	 
National Hepatitis Awareness Month 	 
Tay-Sachs & Canavan Diseases Month
Healthy Vision Month 	 
National Historic Preservation Month 	 
Teacher Appreciation Month
High Blood Pressure Education Month 	 
National Meditation Month 	 
Teen Self-Esteem Month
Huntington's Disease Awareness Month 	 
National Mental Health Month 	 
Tennis Month
International Internal Audit Month 	 
National Military Appreciation Month 	 
Tuberous Sclerosis Awareness Month
International Business Image Improvement Month 	 
National Moving Month 	 
UltraViolet Awareness Month
International Multiple Sclerosis Month 	 
National Neurofibromatosis Awareness Month 	 
Women's Health Care Month
International Victorious Woman Month 	 
National Older Americans Month 	 
World Lyme Disease Awareness Month
Jewish-American Heritage Month 	 
National Osteoporosis Prevention Month 	 
Young Achiever's Month

Adopt A Shelter Cat Month 	 
Lane Courtesy Month 	 
National Scoliosis Awareness Month 
Aquarium Month 	 
National Accordion Awareness Month 	 
National Soul Food Month
Audiobook Month 	 
National Aphasia Awareness Month 	 
National Steakhouse Month
Cancer from the Sun Month 	 
National Bathroom Reading Month 	 
National Student Safety Month
Celibacy Awareness Month 	 
National Candy Month 	 
Perennial Gardening Month
Child Vision Awareness Month 	 
National Dairy Month 	 
Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism Month
Children's Awareness Month 	 
National Flag Month 	 
Potty Training Awareness Month
Dairy Alternative Month 	 
National Fresh Fruit & Vegetable Month 	 
Professional Wellness Month
Effective Communications Month 	 
National GLBT Book Month 	 
Rebuild Your Life Month
Entrepreneurs "Do It Yourself" 
Marketing Month 	 
National GLBT Month 	 
Send a Rose Month
Fight the Filthy Fly Month 	 
National Iced Tea Month 	 
Skyscraper Month
Fireworks Safety Month 	 
National Lady Lawyers Month 	 
Sports America Kids Month
Gay & Lesbian Pride Month 	 
National Papaya Month 	 
Student Safety Month
Great Outdoors Month 	 
National Pest Control Month 	 
Turkey Lovers Month
Home Safety Month 	 
National Rivers Month 	 
Vision Research Month
International Childhood Cancer Campaign Month 	 
National Rose Month 	 
World Infertility Month
International Men's Month 	 
National Safety Month 	 
Zoo & Aquarium Month
International People Skills Month 	 
National Scleroderma Awareness Month 	


Air Conditioning Appreciation Days 	 
Mental Illness Awareness Month 	 
National Picnic Month
Anti-Boredom Month 	 
National "Doghouse Repairs" Month 	 
National Recreation & Parks Month
Bereaved Parents Month 	 
National Baked Beans Month 	 
National Share a Sunset with Your Lover Month
Bioterrorism/Disaster Education & Awareness Month 	 
National Bikini Month 	 National Tennis Month
Cell Phone Courtesy Month 	 
National Black Family Month 	 
National Wheelchair Beautification Month
Dog Days (7/3 - 8/11) 	 
National Blueberry Month 	 
Purposeful Parenting Month
Family Reunion Month 	 
National Child-Centered Divorce Month 	 
Read an Almanac Month
Hemochromatosis Screening Awareness Month 	 
National Culinary Arts Month 	
Sandwich Generation Month
Herbal Prescription Awareness Month 	 
National Grilling Month 	 
Smart Irrigation Month
Hitchhiking Month 	 
National Home Inspector Appreciation Month 	 
Social Wellness Month
Ice Cream Month 	 
National Horseradish Month 	 
Tour de France Month (4th - 26th)
International Blondie & Deborah Harry Month 	 
National Hot Dog Month 	 
Unlucky Month for Weddings
International Group B Strep Awareness Month 	 
National July Belongs to Blueberries Month 	 
UV Safety Month
Juvenile Arthritis Awareness Month 	 
National Make a Difference to Children Month 	 
Women's Motorcycle Month

American Artist Appreciation Month 	 
Get Ready for Kindergarten Month 	 
National Water Quality Month
American History Essay Contest Month 	 
Happiness Happens Month 	 
National Win with Civility Month
Black Business Month 	 
National Catfish Month 	 
Neurosurgery Outreach Month
Cataract Awareness Month 	 
National Eye Exam Month 	 
Romance Awareness Month
Children's Eye Health & Safety Month 	 
National Golf Month 	 
Spinal Muscular Atrophy Awareness Month
Children's Vision & Learning Month 	 
National Immunization Awareness Month 	 
What Will Be Your Legacy Month
Foot Health Month


America on the Move September Campaign 	 
Marriage Health Month 	 
National Rice Month
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Month 	 
Menopause Awareness Month 	 
National School Success Month
Baby Safety Month 	 
Metaphysical Awareness Month 	 
National Sewing Month
Backpack Safety America Month 	 
Million Minute Family Challenge (Sept. - Dec.) 	 
National Sickle Cell Awareness Month
Be Kind to Editors & Writers Month 	 
Mold Awareness Month 	 
National Skin Care Awareness Month
Cable TV Month 	 National Alcohol & Drug Addiction Recovery Month 	 
One-on-One Month
Children's Good Manners Month 	 
National Apple Month 	 
Pediatric Cancer Awareness Month
Cholesterol Education Month 	 
National Bed Check Month 	 
Pediculosis (Head Lice) Prevention Month
Classical Music Month 	 
National Chicken Month 	 
Pleasure Your Mate Month
College Savings Month 	 
National Childhood Injury Prevention Month 	 
Prostate Cancer Awareness Month
Craniofacial Acceptance Month 	 
National Coupon Month 	 
Reunion Planning Month
Ethnic Foods Month 	
National Courtesy Month 	 
Reye's Syndrome Awareness Month
Fall Hat Month 	 National Hispanic Heritage Month 	 
Sea Cadet Month
Fruits & Veggies - More Matters Month 	 
National Honey Month 	 
Self-Improvement Month
Go Wild During California Wild Rice Month 	 
National Little League Month 	 
Shameless Promotion Month
Great American Low-Cholesterol, Low-Fat Pizza Bake 	 
National Mind Mapping Month 	 
Southern Gospel Music Month
Gynecology Cancer Awareness Month 	 
National Mushroom Month 	 
Sports & Home Eye Health & Safety Month
Healthy Aging Month 	 
National Organic Harvest Month 	 
Subliminal Communications Month
Infant Mortality Awareness Month 	 
National Osteopathic Medicine Month 	 
Tiger Month
International People Skills Month 	 
National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month 	 
Update Your Resume Month
International Self-Awareness Month 	 
National Papaya Month 	 
Whole Grains Month
International Square Dance Month 	 
National Piano Month 	 
Women of Achievement Month
International Strategic Thinking Month 	 
National Potato Month 	 
World Animal Remembrance Month
Library Card Sign-Up Month 	 
National Preparedness Month 	 
World Leukemia & Lymphoma Awareness Month


Adopt-a-Shelter-Dog Month 	 
Lupus Awareness Month 	 
National Popcorn Poppin' Month
American Magazine Month 	 
National Animal Safety & Protection Month 	 
National Pork Month
Animal Chiropractic Awareness Month 	 
National Apple Month 	 
National Pregnancy & Infant Loss Awareness Month
Antidepressant Death Awareness Month 	 
National Apple Jack Month 	 
National Reading Group Month
Auto Battery Safety Month 	 
National Bake & Decorate Month 	 
National Roller Skating Month
Celebrate Sun Dried Tomatoes Month 	 
National Book Month 	 
National RSV Awareness Month
Celebrate the Bilingual Child Month 	 
National Breast Cancer Awareness Month 	 
National Sarcoidosis Awareness Day
Celiac Disease Awareness Month 	 
National Car Care Month 	 
National Sarcastics Awareness Month
Children's Health Month 	 
National Caramel Month 	 
National Sausage Month
Children's Magazine Month 	 
National Chili Month 	 
National Seafood Month
Christmas Seal Campaign (Oct. 1 - Dec. 31) 	 
National Chiropractic Month 	 
National Spina Bifida Awareness Month
Church Safety & Security Month 	 
National Church Library Month 	 
National Stamp Collecting Month
Class Reunion Month 	 
National Clergy Appreciation Month 	 
National Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Awareness Month
Computer Learning Month 	 
National Clock Month 	 
National Window Covering Safety Month
Co-Op Awareness Month 	 
National Cookbook Month 	 
National Work & Family Month
Country Music Month 	 
National Cookie Month 	 
October Frozen Foods Festival
Crime Prevention Month 	 
National Cosmetology Month 	 
Organize Your Medical Information Month
Eat Better, Eat Together Month 	 
National Cyber Security Awareness Month 	 
Pasta Month
Emotional Intelligence Month 	 
National Dental Hygiene Month 	 
Photographer Appreciation Month
Emotional Wellness Month 	 
National Depression & Education Awareness Month 	 
Polish-American Heritage Month
Energy Awareness Month 	 
National Dessert Month 	 
Positive Attitude Month
Energy Management is a Family Affair 	 
National Disability Employment Awareness Month 	 
Pretzel Month
Environmental Illness Awareness Month 	 
National Domestic Violence Awareness Month 	 
Psoriasis Awareness Month
Eye Injury Prevention Month 	 
National Down Syndrome Awareness Month 	 
Raptor Month
German-American Heritage Month 	 
National Dyslexia Awareness Month 	 
Rett Syndrome Awareness Month
Global Diversity Awareness Month 	 
National Ergonomics Month 	 
Right Brainers Rule! Month
Go Hog Wild - Eat Country Ham Month 	 
National Family Sexuality Education Month/Let's Talk! 	 
Self-Promotion Month
Halloween Safety Month 	 
National "Gain the Inside Advantage" Month 	 
Sonography Awareness Month
Head Start Awareness Month 	 
National Gay & Lesbian History Month 	 
Spinach Lovers Month
Health Literacy Month 	 
National Go on a Field Trip Month 	 
Squirrel Awareness Month
Healthy Lung Month 	 
National Home Indoor Air Quality Awareness Month 	 
Talk About Prescriptions Month
Hispanic Heritage Month (Sept. 15 - Oct. 15) 	 
National Kitchen & Bath Month 	 
Improve Your Home Month 	 
National Liver Awareness Month 	 
Vegetarian Month
International Dinosaur Month 	 
National Medical Librarian Month 	 
Wishbones for Pets Month (Oct. 15 - Nov. 30)
International Starman Month 	 
National Orthodontic Health Month 	 
Women's Small Business Month
International Strategic Planning Month 	 
National Pasta Month 	 
Workplace Politics Awareness Month
Lead Paint Awareness Month 	 
National Physical Therapy Month 	 
World Blindness Awareness Month
Long Term Care Planning Month 	 
National Pizza Month 	 

American Diabetes Month 	 
Military Family Appreciation Month 	 
National Marrow Awareness Month
Aviation History Month 	 
National Adoption Month 	 
National Novel Writing Month
Celebrate Empty Nester Month 	 
National Alzheimer's Disease Awareness Month 	 
National Peanut Butter Lovers Month
Child Safety & Protection Month 	 
National American Indian Heritage Month 	 
National Pepper Month
Christmas Seals Month 	 
National Apple Month 	 
National Pet Cancer Awareness Month
Diabetic Eye Disease Month 	 
National COPD Awareness Month 	 
National Pomegranate Month
Epilepsy Awareness Month 	 
National Family Caregivers Month 	 
National Raisin Bread Month
Family Stories Month 	 
National Fun with Fondue Month 	
 National Roasting Month
Flu & Pneumonia Campaign 	 
National Georgia Pecan Month 	 
National Scholarship Month
Gluten-Free Diet Awareness Month 	 
National Healthy Skin Month 	 
Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month
I Am So Thankful Month 	 
National Hospice Palliative Care Month 	 
Prematurity Awareness Month
International Drum (Percussion) Month 	 
National Impotency Month 	 
Pulmonary Hypertension Awareness Month
Lung Cancer Awareness Month 	 
National Inspirational Role Models Month 	 
TMJ Awareness Month
Tie One On for Safety Holiday Campaign 	 
National Life Writing Month 	 
Vegan Month


Bingo's Birthday Month (1929) 	 
National Drunk & Drugged Driving Prevention Month 	 
Safe Toys & Gifts Month
Choose a Summer Camp Month 	 
National Stress Free Family Holiday Month 	 
Spiritual Literacy Month
Colorectal Cancer Education & Awareness Month 	 
National Tie Month 	 
Take a New Year's Resolution to Stop Smoking (12/1 - 2/11)
Hi Neighbor Month 	 
National Write a Business Plan Month 	 
Universal Human Rights Month
Identity Theft Prevention & Awareness Month 	 
Operation Santa Paws 	 
Write a Friend Month
Learn a Foreign Language Month 	 
Read a New Book Month

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