CHARACTER STATS
if one was to play as
"The Evil Dr. Pong" in an
RPG, here's some stats for
you...

TITLE: The Evil Dr. Pong
NAME: Eugene Dingus Pong
HEIGHT: 6' 1"
WEIGHT: 116 LBS.
SEX: Male
CHARACTER: Evil
IQ: 248
AGE: 277 years old

D20 ROLLS
STRENGTH: 10+
DEXTERITY: 17+
CONSTITUTION: 19+
INTELIGENCE: 19+
WISDOM: 19+
CHARISMA: 18+
HIT POINTS: 18+ (PSI ATTACK)

POWERS
Quick healing
Imortality
Photographic Memory
knowledge (Arcana)
knowledge (Engineering)
knowledge (Nature)
knowledge (History)
knowledge (Religion)
Psi (Kenetic)
Psi (Telepathic)
Psi (Clouding of minds)
Psi (Plasma Bolts)
Psi (Remote View)

KNOWLEDGE ARCANA
  • My First Book of Evil - By Caster DeSpell
  • Necronomicon for Dummies
  • That Ol' Black Magic - Frank Sinatra
  • Dr. Pong has been an expert in evil for 277 years.
    If the good die young, then evil could live FOREVER...



    Evil Dr. Pong Time Line

  • 06/12/1727, Born - Eugene Dingus Pong from the Provence of Bro Kin Legg, China...
  • 04/01/1740, Graduates Higher Learning after destroying the waste facilities...
  • 10/22/1761, Considers career of World Domination and starts planning a takeover...
  • 07/04/1800, Test Mind control device at 1800 World Fair... works well...
  • 02/05/1802, Appoints self, Dictator for life in the tiny nation of Gruelta, off the coast of South America, and rules there for the next 37 years...
  • 03/04/1839, Forcably removed from office...
  • 09/01/1841, Travels to Florida and is rumored to be looking for Fountain of Youth...
  • 09/04/1841, Ends up in Mexico and drinks from what is thought to be the Fountain of Youth...
  • 01/07/1851, Finally recovers from what is not the Fountain of Youth...
  • 05/04/1852, Becomes El Presidente' of Mexico, which is odd for a Chinese man...
  • 07/15/1890, Is ousted from office once it's realized he is, in fact, Chinese... that, and the fact he's evil...

  • 10/22/1890, Goes west to seek fame and fortune... well, north into the United States and THEN west...
  • 12/10/1890, Settles on west coast and plans to make giant sums of money with this new invention called a "motion picture"...
  • 03/07/1898, Has the idea that more money can be made if people show more skin and a lot of things explode...
  • 02/02/1904, Brings his idea of "french postcards" to his big screen... makes fortune overnight...
  • 09/17/1920, Considers communications mendiums that could sell people stuff they don't need... adds to fortune...
  • 03/21/1929, Believes that these new "motor cars" should only use gasolene and never investigate other means of fuel... oil companies agree... fortune grows...
  • 04/19/1937, Shares notes on mass hypnosis and radio advertising with NBC, ABC, and CBS... DuMont network was not consulted...
  • 07/13/1942, Attemps to make deal with the devil, devil refuses for fear of a takeover...
  • 03/23/1948, Considers a form of music that appeals to young people, yet will not repell older listeners... Country is born...

  • 09/13/1952, The first political advertisements appear on U.S. television... the masses never knew what hit them...
  • 10/22/1957, Turns focus toward television mass hynonsis... "Leave It To Beaver" Premieres...
  • 06/18/1963, The Kingsmen - "Louie Louie" hits the charts and the public sings words to a song nobody could understand...
  • 03/21/1968, The 'breathalyser' cuts road deaths by 23% in its first 3 months... fortunes are made from fines and supplies...
  • 03/03/1972, Needs some quick cash and creates an oil embargo... gasolene prices climb and money is made...
  • 05/03/1974, Dr. Pong forms a full think tank organization to abondon the small companies he owns to prosper on their own... In turn, his companies start buying other companies...
  • 06/10/1975, He buys his first sports team making ticket prices climb steady on a yearly basis...
  • 04/05/1981, Buys his first hot tub for a trendy LA party...
  • 07/29/1983, Figures the real money is Wall Street... makes small fortunes off of junk bonds and parachute pants...
  • 02/05/1987, Starts a series of manipulations of the Democratic and Republican parties...
  • 11/15/1992, Europe breaks down trade barriers, 8th Soap Opera Digest Awards, 13th ACE Cable Awards and Dr. Pong takes over the mind of Bill Gates and Donald Trump...
  • 04/21/1995, Federal judge allows lawsuit claiming US tobacco makers knew nicotine was addictive and manipulated its levels to keep customers hooked. Dr. Pong is almost exposed...

  • 01/09/1997, 4000th episode of "Entertainment Tonight". Mass Hypnosis voted a success once again...
  • 09/13/1997, Scientists in Scotland announced they succeeded in cloning an adult mammal, producing a lamb named "Dolly". Pong Technology steals the process for use on supermodels...
  • 11/11/1999, Last upside down date until January 1, 6000. Dr. Pong celebrates with a takeover of South America...
  • 03/22/2000, Dr. Pong Joins forces with Fantastic Funk Freedom Foundation (FFFF aka 4F), based in Port Arthur, Texas and learns of the goings on of Jefferson County. Forms the underground movement of the League of Everyday Evil (LEE) to run local politics from the inside...
  • 05/13/2001, While in Jefferson County, begins work with Gene Splicing and cloning. Finds way to turn hiself Hispanic...
  • 07/10/2001, Planing, Plotting, world domination...









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