BILLY RAY GUNN'S THOUGHT PROCESS...


I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While my coffeepot (MADE IN BEIJING CHINA ) was perking, I shaved with my electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

I put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking my breakfast in my new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA). I sat down with my calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much I could spend today. After setting my watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN VIETNAM ) I got in my car (MADE IN KOREA & GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued my search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking my Computer (Made In INDIA ), I decided to relax for a while.

I put on my sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on my FULL HD 1080p TV (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ), and then wondered why I can't find a good paying job in AMERICA



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