BILLY RAY GUNN'S THOUGHT PROCESS...
I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While my coffeepot (MADE IN BEIJING CHINA ) was perking, I shaved with my
electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
I put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking my breakfast in my new
electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA). I sat down with my calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much I could spend today. After setting my watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio (MADE IN VIETNAM ) I got in my car (MADE IN KOREA & GERMANY)
filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued my search for a good
paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking my Computer (Made In INDIA ), I decided to relax for a while.
I put on my sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on my FULL HD 1080p TV (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ),
and then wondered why I can't find a good paying job in AMERICA